are you so shy because you have an std?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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