ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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