I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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