Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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