I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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