It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He did a backflip because drugs
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