Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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