I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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