im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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