In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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