I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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