She just used a chaser for red wine.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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