YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
