I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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