this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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