Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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