I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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