Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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