woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Watching her eat just hurts me
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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