Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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