another moral hangover. fuck.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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