Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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