Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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