I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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