In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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