Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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