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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
