i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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