Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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