Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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