we have officially lost it.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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