1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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