dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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