I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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