Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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