i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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