Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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