When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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