there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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