my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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