Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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