Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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