Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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