Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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