there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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