hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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