Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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