so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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