I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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