he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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