how can u be prego again
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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