you win again, gameday.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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