I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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