He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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