after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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