youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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