i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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